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February 08 2018

starlightyuusei:

obi-kenobi-wan:

posephdameron:

hentaimangekyoems:

witwicky:

Kylo Ren: “THAT LIGHTSABER, IT BELONGS TO ME.”

Finn:

Considering he built it, I’d say yes. Yes it does.

hey guys did you know Kylo built Anakin’s lightsaber

Wow, amazing. Kylo Ren learned at a very young age to manipulate the Force to travel back in time to when his grandfather was a Jedi padawan, to build him a lightsaber, instead of letting the chosen one build his own as all Jedi do.

Okay, Disney has pulled some shit, but that is beyond even the Legend EU. lol. 

It Better Be Canon™️

starlightyuusei:

driverpicksthemooseic:

starlightyuusei:

tea-and-charcoal:

theriversdaughter:

ouyangdan:

khaustic:

thebibliomancer:

serenika:

fakegoldrose:

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

THANK

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.  

Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.

Also, I’d like to add that the sciences and art are massive employers of people! Both with and without advanced degrees! And for most of us the pay is enough to live on, but it ain’t great. If we got the people who are making stupid amounts of money to actually fucking reinvest it. that would be plenty and keep people working. 

NO TO ALL OF THE ABOVE. 

First of all, stop taxing people into poverty. Hoe about we KEEP our Income. 

Secondly, LOWER taxes. LOWER TAXES. 

Thirdly, the Rich don’t need to pay all the gosh darn taxes, you morons. Your socialism isn’t fucking fair and you very well know it. 

and thirdly, if a billionaire wants to fuck off into the sun, he/she/they can pay for it on their own. 

Me: both these opinions at the same time tbh

ugh. I am so tired of socialism. and I’m only talking to the socialist in the above comments. lol. 

I figured, don’t worry.

Is it possible to be sick of every economic system currently conceived? Because that’s me rn.

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5ummit:

The Odin Family “Fight Me” Move

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womptacular:

who is gonna tell this person

new tumblr discourse

sapplho:

midwayinourlifesjourney:

celesteela:

is 75 degrees Fahrenheit too cold, too hot, or just right?
discuss

Also tag where u live

24 celsius for those wondering

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simplysiminspo:

yokomilan:

mishasminions:

pr1nceshawn:

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

Siiiigggghhhh

Memoriessss

starlightyuusei:

tea-and-charcoal:

theriversdaughter:

ouyangdan:

khaustic:

thebibliomancer:

serenika:

fakegoldrose:

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

THANK

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.  

Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.

Also, I’d like to add that the sciences and art are massive employers of people! Both with and without advanced degrees! And for most of us the pay is enough to live on, but it ain’t great. If we got the people who are making stupid amounts of money to actually fucking reinvest it. that would be plenty and keep people working. 

NO TO ALL OF THE ABOVE. 

First of all, stop taxing people into poverty. Hoe about we KEEP our Income. 

Secondly, LOWER taxes. LOWER TAXES. 

Thirdly, the Rich don’t need to pay all the gosh darn taxes, you morons. Your socialism isn’t fucking fair and you very well know it. 

and thirdly, if a billionaire wants to fuck off into the sun, he/she/they can pay for it on their own. 

Me: both these opinions at the same time tbh

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argentconflagration:

k-pagination:

beachdeath:

https://thenewinquiry.com/hot-allostatic-load/

[Image has text from the linked article which reads:

CALL-OUT CULTURE AS RITUAL DISPOSABILITY

Feminist/queer spaces are more willing to criticize people than abusive systems because they want to reserve the right to use those systems for their own purposes. At least attacking people can be politically viable, especially in a token system where you benefit directly by their absence, or where your status as a good feminist is dependent on constantly rooting out evil.

When the bounty system calls for the ears of evil people, well, most people have a fucking ear.

When I used to curate games, I was approached by people in that abusive community who pressured me not to cover a game by a trans woman. Their reasoning was blatant jealousy, disguised under the thin, nauseating film of pretext that covers nearly everything people say about trans people.

When I rejected their reasoning and covered the game, the targeting reticule of disposability turned toward me. What can we learn from this? Besides “lofty processes in queer/feminist spaces are nearly always about some embarrassingly petty shit,” it’s about the ritual nature of disposability, which has nothing to do with “deserving” it. Disposability has to happen on a regular basis, like forest fires keeping nature in balance.

So when people write all those apologist articles about call-out culture and other instruments of violence in feminism, I don’t think they understand that the people who most deserve those things can usually shrug off the effects, and the normalization of that violence inevitably trickles down and affects the weak. It is predictable as water. Criminal justice applies punishment under the conceit of blind justice, but we see the results: Prisons are flooded with the most vulnerable, and the rich can buy their way out of any problem. In activist communities, these processes follow a similar pragmatism.

Punishment is not something that happens to bad people. It happens to those who cannot stop it from happening. It is laundered pain, not a balancing of scales.”] 

(emphasis mine)

So uh, this whole article is really intense and incisive and worth a read.

michaelblume:

squareallworthy:

nuclearspaceheater:

enye-word:

alexanderrm:

“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.” 

-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.

2 is from the tempest and 5 is from moby-dick sorry

OP is saying that Tempest and Moby-Dick are shitposts.

OP is wrong, some of these are shitposts, all of these are literary classics

3 is apparently from Civ?

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poetry-protest-pornography:

arrghigiveup:

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

chapelseed:

societyofbadgers:

wanda-snarksimoff:

I just read “Hufflepuff isn’t a house where you can stick people who don’t fit in the other houses”

But the thing is? It literally it is, Helga Hufflepuff said she would take the rest.

She preferred the loyal and hardworking for her house, but felt that everyone should have a chance. Not a Gryffindor, a Slytherin, or a Ravenclaw? Not a loyal, hardworking Hufflepuff either?

Well that’s okay. Helga Hufflepuff founded her house believing anyone should be given a chance at Hogwarts. Those four archetypes aren’t all that matter, and if you don’t fit any of them Hufflepuff will still welcome you. 

Godric/Rowena/Salazar were perfectly happy to say “You don’t fit into our houses, you can’t come to Hogwarts” and it was only Helga who was willing to say “You might not fit my ideals of a student, but you can still be in my house”

Like. I think that’s super cool. I don’t like it when people shoehorn Hufflepuff into being one and the same like the rest of the houses, sure, loyalty, hardworking, kindness.. that’s the priority.. but it’s truly a place for everyone. And that’s where Hufflepuff’s kindness shines the most.

‘I’ll teach the lot
And treat them just the same.’

‘Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest
and taught them all she knew’

Hufflepuff’s pride as a house comes not only from loyalty, hardworking, toil, and kindness, but from diversity. Something the other founders did not realize the importance of.

I never really thought about this- but you are 100% right.

Hufflepuffs find their place in the world.

tea-and-charcoal:

theriversdaughter:

ouyangdan:

khaustic:

thebibliomancer:

serenika:

fakegoldrose:

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

THANK

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.  

Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.

Also, I’d like to add that the sciences and art are massive employers of people! Both with and without advanced degrees! And for most of us the pay is enough to live on, but it ain’t great. If we got the people who are making stupid amounts of money to actually fucking reinvest it. that would be plenty and keep people working. 

February 07 2018

haiku-robot:

cierin:

did u ever ship something so much u needed to rest on the ground

did u ever ship
something so much u needed
to rest on the ground



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theeinhoernchen:

kayleighwhatever:

driverpicksthemooseic:

Me, trying desperately to keep up with my mutuals in a who reblogs the other’s posts faster race:


@theeinhoernchen

Don’t call me out like this! @kayleighwhatever

Honestly this post is lowkey highkey directed at you two as well 👀👀

Me, trying desperately to keep up with my mutuals in a who reblogs the other’s posts faster race:


yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

araxoolie:

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

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justcyborgthings:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

miss-vickt0re:

carbcruncher000:

thegirlfriend-experience:

citycrowdpleaser:

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

randomingoftherandomness:

setaflow:

Good things that come from being on Tumblr for 5+ years:

  • By this point, you’ve either found a blog theme that you like or you’ve completely resigned yourselves to the default themes. Either way, you know longer care about your blog theme and that’s the way it should be.
  • You constantly gain a new appreciation for the, like, five followers that have followed you since the beginning.
  • You have a never-ending library of memes in your blog’s archives
  • If you ever need a pick-me-up, you can go back into the depths of your blog and find old content that you never thought you’d see again.
  • You probably never reblog unsourced/reposted art because you’ve been on Tumblr long enough to remember the original post in the first place.
  • A great appreciation for the updates that actually made the site work better (putting the reblog button at the bottom of the page, for instance)
  • A complete apathy to any sort of drama that this site devolves into.
  • You’ve probably discovered XKit by now and are grateful every day of your life.
  • You’ve seen and/or participated in some of the greatest events on this website, for better or worse (Mishapocalypse, the “reblog this if you’re in _______ fandom” posts, “What color is the sky?”, DashCon and the immediate fallout)

Bad things that come from being on Tumblr for 5+ years:

  • Different day, different discourse.
  • You’ve slowly watched people that you’ve followed for years go through eighty blog changes and that cool SuperWhoLock blog you once liked is now a belly-button fetish blog and you have to wonder where it all went wrong.
  • “Guys we literally settled this argument like two years ago why the fuck are we doing this all over again”
  • Living long enough to see people’s opinions on groups, events, and identities completely flip flop in the course of a couple of years.
  • Your block list is a mile long and full of porn blogs
  • Going from thinking that Tumblr was the best website ever to an old, jaded veteran who just wants to post memes is a very hardcore slide and it’s given me whiplash
  • Posts that you really used to like were deleted a long time ago back before deactivation was a thing.
  • Being 18+ years old on this site and knowing that the opinions of most of the users basically boil down to what minors think is social justice but really isn’t. Their hearts are in the right place…but… well, they’ve got a ways to go.
  • Out of the blue, someone will message you why you don’t post about certain shows anymore and you don’t have the heart to tell them that you haven’t tuned into that show in 4 years.
  • I hate this website let me drink and leave me be.

You forgot

  • Seeing all those posts hating on a celeb’s irl partners just coz the op thinks they should end with their onscreen partner’s actors irl, and just going like, sigh. Here we go again.
  • Unfollowing people because you have no time for hate on your dash and you just want to drink your tea in peace goddammit
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